THE BELDONALD HOLBEIN
"It's one of them. But it's one of the ways of being awfully out of it too. There are so many!"
"So many Americans?" I asked.
"Yes, plenty of them," Mrs. Munden sighed. "So many ways, I mean, of being one."
"But if your sister-in-law's way is to be beautiful———?"
"Oh, there are different ways of that too."
"And she hasn't taken the right way?"
"Well," my friend returned, as if it were rather difficult to express, "she hasn't done with it———"
"I see," I laughed; "what she oughtn't!"
Mrs. Munden in a manner corrected me, but it was difficult to express. "My brother, at all events, was certainly selfish. Till he died she was almost never in London; they wintered, year after year, for what he supposed to be his health—which it didn't help, since he was so much too soon to meet his end—in the south of France and in the dullest holes he could pick out, and when they came back to England he always kept her in the country. I must say for her that she always behaved beautifully. Since his death she has been more in London, but on a stupidly unsuccessful footing. I don't think she quite understands. She hasn't what I should call a life. It may be, of course, that she doesn't want one. That's just what I can't exactly find out. I can't make out how much she knows."
"I can easily make out," I returned with hilarity, "how much you do!"
"Well, you're very horrid. Perhaps she's too old."
"Too old for what?" I persisted.
"For anything. Of course she's no longer even a little young; only preserved—oh, but preserved, like bottled fruit, in syrup! I want to help her, if only because she gets on my nerves, and I really think the way of it would be just the right thing of yours at the Academy and on the line."
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