Freddy
Boy, oh boy, this is my lucky day! I've been wondering where I'd get some money, but I don't have to worry any further. I can play a mean trick on Kenny Crow and put the blame on Paddy Pelican. This is gonna be real great!
Kenny Crow
Caw, well, Paddy, I've gotta leave for work, so I'm gonna take my money and hide it, and I'm gonna lock the door, because I've gotta make some more money to buy a corn field. I can't take any chances!
Freddy
Aw, I can hardly wait to get that piggy bank! Kenny Crow is not gonna get his corn field if I can help it. I can't get one of Paddy Pelican's fingerprints, but a footprint would be just as good. I'll send him to jail where he can't bother me anymore! I'm not much of an artist, but this is one art job I can do. It's just a matter of copping. There, perfect! Now, with a little mud on it, I can play a good dirty trick on him. Ahaha, boy!
Freddy
This is gonna be work! Augh! Oof! That hurt! Mm! That hurt! Mm! Wow! I'd better get that piggy bank and get out of here in a hurry. Say, that's clever! Nobody would ever find this without knowing about it. Mm! Boy, this is heavier than I thought. Kenny Crow won't get his corn field, but I'm gonna live for quite a while—real great—and put the blame on Paddy Pelican! He'll never be able to squirm out of this one. His own footprints will prove it. Hah, oh, boy! This is one of the smartest schemes I ever figured out, and there's no way in the world I can get into trouble. It's perfect! Hahahahaha, ha!