one finds men confessing that they have done it when it is out of the question that they should have committed it. It is one of the most interesting problems with which anthropologists are confronted. Human nature"
The headmaster interrupted.
"Smith," he said, "I should like to see you alone for a moment. Mr. Downing might I trouble? Adair, Jackson."
He made a motion towards the door.
When he and Psmith were alone, there was silence. Psmith leaned back comfortably in his chair. The headmaster tapped nervously with his foot on the floor.
"Er—Smith."
"Sir?"
The headmaster seemed to have some difficulty in proceeding. He paused again. Then he went on.
"Er—Smith, I do not for a moment wish to pain you, but have you—er, do you remember ever having had, as a child, let us say, any—er—severe illness? Any—er—mental illness?"
"No, sir."
"There is no—forgive me if I am touching on a sad subject—there is no—none of your near relatives have ever suffered in the way I—er—have described?"
"There isn't a lunatic on the list, sir," said Psmith cheerfully.
"Of course, Smith, of course," said the headmaster hurriedly, "I did not mean to suggest—quite so, quite so … You think, then, that you confessed to an act which you had not committed purely from some sudden impulse which you cannot explain?"
"Strictly between ourselves, sir"
Privately, the headmaster found Psmith's man-to-man attitude somewhat disconcerting, but he said nothing.
"Well, Smith?"
"I should not like it to go any further, sir."
"I will certainly respect any confidence"
"I don't want anybody to know, sir. This is strictly between ourselves."
