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TO THE SURGEON-GENERAL30 OF THE
STATE OF NEW YORK
.

“Why, Tom! he knows all things. An it be not the devil himself, we may thank God.”Village Wizard.

Oh! Mitchill, lord of granite flints,
Doctus in law—and wholesome dishes;
Protector of the patent splints,
The foe of whales—the friend of fishes,
“Tom Codus,”—“Septon” “Phlogobombas!”
What title shall we find to fit you?
Inquisitor of sprats and compost,
Or Surgeon-General of militia!

We hail thee—mammoth of the State!
Steam frigate on the waves of physic!
Equal in practice or debate,
To cure the nation or the phthisic;
The amateur of Tartar dogs,
Wheat-flies, and maggots that create ’em!
Of mummies, and of mummy chogs!
Of brickbats, lotteries, and pomatum!